Sunday, October 22, 2017

Sean Frank Fallon

Sean Frank Fallon's Website Welcome, and thank you for visiting my page. I am Sean Fallon, an independent film maker, a writer, and a reviewer of theater, film, and television. From here, you can link to my short films, reviews, spoof articles, and more. You can see my LinkedIn profile at LinkedIn

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These are short films that I wrote and directed, with the exception of HOCUS POCUS which is a remake of a scene from the 1993 Disney film, the remake directed by me.

Theater Reviews

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Spoof Articles
These are entirely fictional articles that I wrote for an online tabloid. Some have been written as early as 2008 and may therefore contain material that is dated. Articles are listed from most recent to oldest.
Celebrity Interviews
These are mock interviews with real celebrities, using footage from real interviews, but with my own questions spliced in. Interviews are conducted either by my wife, my nephew, my friend, or me. New questions are all written by me. The new editing is all done by me using Adobe Premiere Elements 15. I do some voice impersonations. VOICE IMPERSONATIONS

Monday, October 16, 2017

WILL Episode 10


WARNING: Spoilers are included

 

The tenth and final episode of the first season of WILL brings the story together nicely.  As someone who has watched and reviewed all ten episodes, I have to say that WILL has been one of the best new shows of 2017.  While some of the subject matter makes it suitable for mature audiences only, the world would be a better place if more television contained the overall message and tone that is consistent throughout all ten episodes of WILL. 
 

 

Will rescues Alice from Richard Topcliffe’s prison, at the beginning of the episode.  Richard Topcliffe is furious to find out that Alice escaped.  When Will returns to the Burbage family, with Alice, they are happy to see them both, until Will admits his love for Alice, to her brother, Richard Burbage.

 

Will insists that Richard Topcliffe must be murdered, but Alice begs him to defeat Topcliffe by exposing him in the play, which was the original plan.  The Burbage family is initially hesitant on the idea, believing that such a strong political message behind a play puts all their lives in jeopardy.  The rest of the cast is also apprehensive, one even stating, “We are merely players.”  Richard Burbage, however, comes around to believe that the play is their best chance of defeating Richard Topcliffe, and he leads the charge in convincing the others, including his father, that this is the way to best expose Richard Topcliffe, thereby preventing Queen Elizabeth 1 from elevating Richard Topcliffe to a higher position that would make Richard Topcliffe the most politically powerful man in England.

 

Will invites Richard Topcliffe and his family to attend the play.  Richard Topcliffe accepts, under the false premise that he believes the character that represents him would portray him in a positive manner.

 

Christopher Marlowe also attends the play, having heard that his idea of the devil onstage, although figuratively, would come to fruition in this play.

 

Richard Burbage, who throughout the series has wanted that stellar breakthrough acting role is cast as the man who is to represent Richard Topcliffe.  Not only does Richard Burbage excel in this role, from the fictional acting perspective, but Mattias Inwood, the actor who plays Richard Burbage steals the show WILL in this episode, in what becomes not only a showcase for his character, but a showcase for him, in his stunningly precise replication of Richard Topcliffe’s mannerisms, selling the character both to the fictional audience on the show, and to the real audience watching at home.

 

Richard Topcliffe becomes upset when he realizes that the show is not portraying him in a positive light.  Showing tremendous courage, even Presto appears on stage, partaking in this political takedown of Richard Topcliffe.  When Alice seems to appear (whether for real or merely in Richard Topcliffe’s mind), Richard Topcliffe runs up onto the stage, demanding the show be stopped, making a total fool of himself, in front of the huge crowd, a crowd that thoroughly enjoyed the production, insuring Richard Topcliffe’s political doom.

 

After the show, Alice leaves the area, on a ship with Robert Southwell and many others.  She leaves a note behind for Will, ensuring him that she loves him and was glad to have met him, but that the path of her future lies apart from him, as she needs to fully discover herself living out her Catholic journey for this life. 

 

This was a very fitting ending to a wonderful show.  It was not the stereotypical trite ending in which the male protagonist overcomes his obstacle, and therefore wins his prize (the girl) who the show’s tone suggests he is automatically entitled to, as if she is less than a person and has no freewill or mind of her own.  Rather, Alice is shown as a likeable strong woman who, once giving her heart to God, has been transformed by His grace into someone who makes intelligent, moral, and loving decisions, including the choice not to pursue romance with a married man.  She places what is right in God’s eyes ahead of what her own fleshly desires yearn towards.   This character arc of Alice is one of the all time greatest in television history, especially to see God’s grace as a motivating factor for a character’s unmistakably noticeable positive change, on a secular show.

 

As a devout Catholic, I am happy to see how my religion and those who practice my Faith are portrayed in a very positive light throughout the entire ten episode show.  It is also great to see that a persecutor of Catholics is portrayed in an extremely negative manner throughout the entire ten episode show.  WILL also shows the incredible danger to Catholics that would exist if an anti-Catholic leader gains a prominent position of authority in a place that does not allow private citizens to carry guns.  As an American Catholic, I am not lost on the fact that the political party that opposes TRUE Catholicism is the same political party that opposes guns.  I hope more shows like WILL come along, extolling decency while appealing to a wide audience.  The writers and the cast have truly created something that is well worth your time.  Will there be a second season of WILL?  I don’t know.  As much as I would like to see more, I am thoroughly satisfied with the way the show ended.  I hope to see these cast members, again, in future shows, and I hope that these writers have more scripts produced!

 

Monday, October 9, 2017

UHF


"Put down your remote control.  Throw out your T.V. Guide." 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The 1989 Cult Classic Film UHF is still entertaining 28 years later.  Written by “Weird Al” Yankovic and Jay Levey, the humor is mostly family-friendly and timeless in its brilliance.  In fact, the central villain, R.J. Fletcher (Kevin McCarthy) reflects an attitude even more prominent in today’s mainstream media than in the media of 1989.  “…But there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town of mindless sheep.  I always know I have them exactly where I want them.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”

 

“Weird Al” Yankovic plays George Newman, a man with an incredible imagination, one that interferes with his work, causing him to bounce from job to job, until the right job finally comes along, manager of a UHF television station, owned by his Uncle Harvey (Stanley Brock.)

 

Assisted by his friend, Bob (David Bowe) , George begins work at the station.  The receptionist, Pamela Finklestein (Fran Drescher) is furious that she has not yet been promoted to news, after two years, because her bosses keep changing.  Philo (Anthony Geary) is a mysterious mad scientist, a technical engineer who lives at the station.  Noodles MacIntosh (Billy Barty) is a midget cameraman.  Lou B. Washington plays a much taller cameraman.  This is essentially the complete employee list at the UHF station, until they acquire a quirky but likeable janitor, Stanley Spadowski (Michael Richards.)   Michael Richards plays this slapstick role in such a talented manner that no actor after him has ever quite succeeded the way he has in this type of role.

 

The station plays a bunch of re-runs and is on the brink of bankruptcy.  George tries to liven it, but his new shows tank, like Uncle Nutsy’s Clubhouse, starring George Newman as Uncle Nutsy, and a show with shop teacher Joe Earley (Emo Phillips) in which Joe accidentally cuts his own finger off and has a relatively nonchalant attitude about it, given the magnitude of the situation. 

 

George’s girlfriend Teri (Victoria Jackson) breaks up with him after the distress of the station’s slow demise makes George forget to meet Teri and her parents out for a dinner that he arranged for her birthday.  This compounds George’s depression over his failure at the UHF station.  He gets to the point in which he wants to give up on the whole thing, and start drinking for the first time.  Bob convinces him that he can’t just walk out on the show, so George gives Stanley a chance to star in the show, as George and Bob head over to the bar, Bob for a beer, George for a blueberry daiquiri.

 

The UHF station is playing at the bar, as the new show, Stanley Spadowski’s Clubhouse has an instantly packed audience of kids and their parents, while also reaching popularity with the bar crowd.  As an instrumental rendition of “Battle Hymn of The Republic” plays in the background, Stanley gives a motivational speech...

 

Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, ‘Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!’"  The bar crowd cheers, motivating George and Bob to return to the station and give Stanley that show to be his show everyday.

 

It is not long before UHF becomes number one in the ratings, beating out R.J. Fletcher’s Channel 8.  They think of ideas for some more shows to bring their station that much higher.

 

One such show, Raul’s Wild Kingdom features Raul Hernandez (Trinidad Silva) who sticks a turtle to the ceiling, shakes up an ant farm, and throws poodles out the window, claiming he is trying to make them fly, which they don’t.  This is an excellent performance by a talented actor who unfortunately passed away before all the filming was complete, thereby limiting his role in the film.

 


Another show is Wheel of Fish, hosted by George’s friend Kuni (Gedde Watanabe), the actor known for playing Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles.  On Wheel of Fish, a contestant spins a wheel that contains a bunch of fish.  She is given the option of either choosing the fish that her spin lands on, or choosing what is inside a box.  She chooses the box.  When the contents of the box are revealed, Kuni exclaims the results, “Nothing, absolutely nothing!  Stupid!  You’re so stupid!”

 

Things are going quite well until George’s Uncle Harvey runs himself into a gambling debt of $75,000.00.  His plan is to sell the UHF station to R.J. Fletcher.  The movie proceeds with the goal of George and friends trying to save the station, and for George to rekindle his relationship with Teri.


This movie introduces a new gourmet delicacy to the world, the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich!  This is made by taking a Twinkie, splitting it like a hot dog bun, placing the hot dog in, and then spraying easy cheese on top.  You may think that sounds completely disgusting, but don't knock it until you try it! 

 

Parodies of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Gandhi, Conan the Barbarian, Geraldo, Gone with the Wind, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, and Rambo all enhance the humor, as do the spoof commercials like Spatula City and Plots R. Us.  References to the Shining and Star Wars are also subtly made.  "Weird Al" Yankovic's band members (Jim West, Steve Jay, and Bermuda Schwartz) make a cameo appearance in a video and song parody of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothing.” 

 

If you want to see one of the greatest movies of the 1980s, one that did not come with the same fanfare as many others, yet rivals them in quality, I highly recommend UHF, especially if you are a fan of satire and clean comedic humor.  It is worth your time!